Man awarded $65K after hospital ‘wrongfully’ removes penis

They were definitely compensating for something.

A French hospital had to pay a man nearly $65,000 after a series of alleged errors resulted in the unnecessary “total removal of his penis,” which left him with “no feeling” in his nether regions. His penile reparations were decided recently by the Administrative Court of Nantes.

“I have hatred towards this doctor who did not listen to me,” the unidentified alleged victim told local rag Frenchblue of the purported sexcessive procedure, which occurred in 2014 at the Nantes University Hospital. “He played Russian roulette with me!”

The father of three, then aged 30, had been diagnosed with carcinoma, “a cancer that forms in epithelial tissue” that lines most of the person’s organs, per the Cleveland Clinic.

In an effort to remedy his condition, the urologist at the hospital attempted to excise as much of the tumor as possible while minimizing the damage to his manhood.

Unfortunately, through a series of “faulty breaches,” the cancer metastasized throughout his entire member, per the Administrative Court of Nantes. This caused the patient such “crazy” pain that he said at one point he even contemplated amputating his member himself.

“It was my wife who stopped me,” said the Western France native. “I had the cutter, Betadine, and I was preparing my thing in the garage!”

Over the years, the tallywacker tumor snowballed to the point that a doctor in Lyon claimed he had no choice but to remove the man’s penis. It was either that or he’d most likely die of the cancer, he said.

And so, they decided to literally take the man’s mojo. “Indeed he had removed everything,” the “disgusted” amputee lamented of the allegedly preventable procedure. “He had just left the testicles and had cut at the base.”

He added, “I’m really devastated and it’s really shameful.”

And while the patient has allegedly learned to adjust via an unspecified coping mechanism, he claimed “you can’t replace a feeling of a penis with several sensors.”

The man has since received €‎61,000 ($64,754.86) for “wrongful breaches” that led to “a total removal of the penis,” Frenchblue reported.

His lawyer, Me Georges Parastatis, had initially sued for 1 million euros, which the French court rejected. However, he reportedly plans to file an appeal on the grounds that the “psychological damage was not taken into account.”

On the bright side, the man’s cancer is finally in remission after years of heavy treatment.